The long-lost B-side to rock history just resurfaced—and it's wearing clawed gauntlets. This tee immortalizes Blue Löbster Cult’s cult-classic release “Don’t Fear the Lobster”, the only album to blend prog rock, maritime mythology, and cosmic crustacean worship into one glorious clawed hallucination. Featuring a lone, blue lobster rising from an abyssal checkerboard of fate (or maybe an abandoned Sears), this design is as ominous as it is absurd. Critics hailed it as “like Blue Öyster Cult, but wetter.” Whether you’re in it for the riffs, the rites, or just the promise of more cowbell dipped in drawn butter, this shirt is your backstage pass to deep-sea destiny. Don’t fear the lobster- it already knows your name.
- 100% US-grown cotton for comfort and durability
- Crew neckline and relaxed fit for a timeless, versatile look
- Premium printing for vibrant, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away tag for a smooth, itch-free neckline
- No side seams for ultimate underarm comfort
- Taped shoulders for improved durability
An interdimensional seafood opera trapped on cotton.
Gildan is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
